Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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