I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I am available for nakedness
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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