Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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