I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Randomize
