Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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