You work out of a Hotel?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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