dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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