I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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