smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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