You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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