I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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