What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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