god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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