Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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