So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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