her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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