i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
