Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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