i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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