If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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