batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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