let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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