That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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