so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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