You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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