Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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