You work out of a Hotel?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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