yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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