that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
