That's intense
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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