the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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