Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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