Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
