the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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