therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just had sex on a roof
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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