I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
