Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
How external is "for external use only"?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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