As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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