TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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