It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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