i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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