Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
