so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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