this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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