school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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