it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I can't turn off my feet"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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