The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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