why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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