Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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