oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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